Translated by Ollie Richardson & Angelina Siard
Pot-heads [Maidan supporters – ed], I can’t understand why you didn’t say from the beginning that you needed simply this:
- to ban “Odnoklassniki”, “VKontakte”, “Yandex”, “1C” and “Mail.ru”;
- to bring down the hryvnia threefold;
- to raise communal tariffs tenfold;
- to increase the retirement age to 65 years and in parallel to impose a tax on pensions;
- to cancel student grants, payments upon the birth of a child, all privileges for single mothers, disabled people, Afghans, and Chernobyl veterans, and also free lunches in preschool institutions;
- to make 50 banks insolvent, having deprived you of your accumulated savings;
- to dismantle the police by expelled professionals and appointing instead of them a bunch of tractor operators and waitresses;
- to release especially dangerous criminals from prison early under the scandalous law;
- to declare all pure bandits in camouflage as untouchable “patriots” and to exempt from responsibility for any crimes;
- to disconnect thermal power plants and to leave you without hot water;
- to forbid world famous Russian classic literature, and at the same time physics and biology, having replaced them with lessons of patriotic education;
- to completely destroy medicine, leaving you without the necessary vaccines and drugs;
- to enter data of all dissidents on the murderer website and to keep in fear those discordant;
- to put in prisons for posts on social networks;
- to forbid any meetings and peaceful assemblies;
- to lift the moratorium on the sale of land;
- to lift the moratorium on the sale of timber;
- to increase the public external debt threefold and to go everywhere begging cap in hand, at the same time immediately to plunder currency tranches at the speed of light;
- to spit in your face by publicly declaring everything that was stolen by the millions and as property;
- and to appoint Georgian robbing gastarbeiters to govern you?!
I’m sure you could quietly do without maidans, revolutions, and wars, Yanukovych already with pleasure would have met your demands!
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